#nailed it

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lionsarah:

THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD

SO GOD DAMN MUCH

SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT

AND PEOPLE CHOOSES FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

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I hope you fall in love
 with someone who always texts back and never lets 
you fall asleep thinking you’re
 unwanted. —(via sexual-feelings)

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#will this child ever not delight me #can everyone else just look at him and take notes

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pixiecasey:

glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster:
  • stay hydrated
  • be elusive
  • avoid a harsh flash
  • try to get plenty of exercise
  • play hard to get
  • be aware of lighting
  • elongate the neck
  • eat plenty of fish
  • grow old gracefully
  • keep an air of mystery
  • a true lady reveals nothing
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john-egbertholdt:

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herculeanluxe:

vinebox:

White people son

are you serious

good

1 more drowning in the gene pool

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imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

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whatamidoingeven:

sometimes I forget that someone I know in real life follows me on here

hi

how are you

hope youre enjoying me talking about fictional characters fucking 

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